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twerkinghannibal:

Puppy edition!! yes that last one counts (1, 2)


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Abigail. Show me what happened.


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elmntry:

im sick of the lies


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istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK


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imherethephantom:

starxapple:

a little girl in the grocery store just asked me if i was a princess because my dress was pretty and i said everyone’s a princess and she pointed to her dad and asked if he was a princess too and her dad said yep its true im a princess and she looked so happy idk it was adorable

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Best use of that gif


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westernkanye:

my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman


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holycastiel:

Misha Collins being a pretty motherfucker


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nefferpitou:

on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college


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freecie1:

when ur crush asks u who ur crush is 

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barnse:

hi i’m peter man i mean i’m spider parker i mean fuck


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